Today we planned on taking a bike tour. It was easily the highlight of our days spent
in berlin. Our guide, Randall, was the
funniest aussie I’ve ever met. He
travels to Berlin every other year to work for the bike company, and in the off
year, he goes to Bolivia to work with underprivileged children. They run the bike tours to raise money for
the kids. He was so funny and taught the
history of the city in a way that humorous, entertaining and easily
understandable. We started out by
picking out our bikes. He said we should
take our time and find one that we really loved. He said we should use our squeaky toys and
bells! They were all very nice geared
California beach cruiser bikes. We all
picked a bike and gathered around for his final instructions before we were on
our way. He asked for a volunteer. Said it needed to be someone responsible,
strong, caring and easy to spot. David
raised his hand. He thanked him for
volunteering when he didn’t even know what he was volunteering for. Then he said, David would be our
“ASS-MAN”. The one to stay at the end of
the pack and watch all of our “asses” and make sure no one got lost. He said he’d rather be doing that then
leading the group, but David probably didn’t know where to go. He would look behind and make sure he could
see his “Y” baseball hat. If he couldn’t
find his assman, then he would know something was wrong and he would go looking
for the lost people. More than once, our
faithful assman David saved the day by helping the girls who crashed their
bikes or who stopped to take a picture and then got left behind. I was so proud of him!
The concept of the bike tour was amazing. We were so tired from walking and this way we
could get from sight to sight in no time at all. The best part was the city was completely
shut down because of Obama. Today there
was NO car traffic which actually worked out nice, because it wasn’t nearly as
scary to ride on the roads. The amount
of polezi was crazy! Armoured tanks at every street and the parks
were lined with armed agents. I kept
thinking, is this really all necessary?
We were able to get through most security stops with our guide and saw
most of the big stops. We couldn’t get
close to Brandenburg gate because that is where Obama was actually
speaking. They had also closed down
check point Charlie and the Reichstadt building while we were there to prepare
for the first family to visit. But, we
still did and saw lots! We will
definitely plan a return trip in two years.
Because of the security issues we had to take a different
path through the Tiergarten. It is an
amazing park in the middle of Berlin that used to be the royal hunting
ground. Unfortunately the only path
available to take went right past the Nudst Meadow. Yep, Dorthy, you are not in Kansas
anymore. Now this is not the kind of
nudity you want to see……as a matter of fact, you don’t ever want to see this
kind. PEOPLE, have you looked in a
mirror? The guide said, try and keep
your eye to the left, but it is just like a train wreck, you really can’t help
but look at it.” I’m glad he gave us
some warning. We were riding along and
out of nowhere, a bunch of rolly polly old men were sprawled all over the grass
on blankets and dozens of them were dancing around in the fountains. Oh my!
I’m surprised that no one wrecked their bike. He did say if you like what you see, then
give them a little squeak with your horn to let them know. UM, some of our group did. Mmmmmm, I think they did it because they just
wanted a reaction and they got what they asked for.
CJ mentioned that they wandered down the beach one day to
find themselves in an area where people should look in the mirror before
prancing around in their birthday suit.
I guess we not big into the nude scene in America.
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You have been officially notified that the following section
is emotionally charged and possibly blown out of proportion.
Ok, seriously!
REALLY! You close down a major
museum for three days, so the first family can visit for one hour? Are they really that important? How many visitors do think there were in
Berlin this week that missed that opportunity because the government feels
justified for “security reasons” to completely take over a city? Did I mention I’ve had my trip planned for
more than 1 year! Not only that, I
didn’t know Obama was in Berlin until I got here. Maybe the government could keep us more
informed of where NOT to vacation if we wanted a break from American politics
for a week. I kept seeing $$$$$ as they
welded every man hole cover shut, swept every park with thousands of officers,
put up security fencing for miles and miles and miles. Brought in huge tanks and armored vehicles to
place on every single street! Is it necessary
to shut down a museum two days prior to a visit of the president? They can’t do a security check in less than
48 hours? If his life is in that much
danger, maybe he should just stay home!
After the third day of the OBAMA CHAOS, the Berliners who were excited
for his visit were now just mumbling about the ridiculous level of security and
inconvenience this has caused. They said
over and over, it wasn’t like this the last time he came. But ahhhhh, he wasn’t the President of the
United States then. The street
restaurants and venders all had to close and lose business, there wasn’t a
trash can to be found anywhere! They
were the unhappiest of all. Who would
cover their expense for a week without any customers?
All this effort and expended resources to speak out in the
open, which in the end didn’t happen, he ended up speaking behind a bullet
proof shield anyway. There were only
4,000 special guests who were cleared to attend. Needless to say, the tone definitely changed over
the few days we were here, and the other Americans visiting expressed feelings
much like ours. When I was asked why I
didn’t like him, I mentioned a few things about the “big brother spy attitude”
of his government and what I think is obvious dishonesty and deception. Man, did that set the German people off. I guess I should have figured that out ahead
of time, but I was just being honest.
Don’t they read the paper? Don’t
they know what is really going on in the USA?
Excuse after excuse for illegal behavior that is “necessary” to protect
us? Sounds like something from German
history.
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So the bike tour was amazing like I was saying, and we
enjoyed every bit of it. We ended up
back at the TV tower where we started.
David was congratulated for being a great Ass-man and was told he could
have a free beer, but since Randall figured out along the way we don’t drink,
he offered him nice cold bubble free water.
(actually more expensive than the beer!) and gave him a free piece of
the berlin wall.
We walked back to the station and headed back to the
hotel. We were hot and sticky! We took an afternoon shower to cool off and
took a short nap before getting dressed to go and meet with the mission
president.
We figured out the trains to make it to the mission
home. After getting to the closest
station we had a short walk (about 1.6 Km).
The neighborhood was beautiful, and it had cooled off just enough to be
bearable. We arrived at their home just
as they were pulling in the drive way…..perfect timing.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE is all I can
say. They were wonderful! I’m so glad we had the opportunity to meet
them and spend just a short time visiting with them. I think Sister Kosak is a lot like me…..poor
CJ. She is matter of fact, but in the
sweetest way. She said she pleads with
the elders to keep their apartments clean because the spirit couldn’t possibly
live in that kind of a mess. They answered
all of our questions, shared lots of great information about what would be best
for CJ, and were delightful in every way.
President Kosak said he believes in principles, not rules; because if
you only have rules, you will not know where to go next, except to look for the
next set of rules. It was evident that
telling someone how to live their life is not something he will ever be a part
of. I’m not sure I’ve got the quote
right, but he said every missionary who complains about his companion will hear
this, “Elder, you can choose your wife, but not your companion. You need to learn how to get along with your
companion because you don’t choose your children.” How true!
President Kosak kindly drove us
back to the train station and just as I was getting out of the car he said,
“Sweet Mother Mullen, your boy will be in good hands. You need not worry so much.” I replied “But if mothers didn’t worry, the
number of prayers offered for the missionaries and all that labor with them
might decrease.” He gave me a sweet
smile and a warm hand “hug” and we were off to the train.
I felt so much better! I have had more peace than anxiety, but after
meeting them the anxiety was mostly gone.
We have a good plan of what he really needed, what the mission was going
to be like, how money, bikes, traveling, personal shopping and everything else
was handled. I wish every mother could
have had the experience I just had. It
was such a blessing.